rriza:

people whose parents pay them for good grades

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idreamxoxo:

lunchtrae:

accurate as fuck

idreamxoxo:

lunchtrae:

accurate as fuck

sally-mun:

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.

sally-mun:

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

homostatus:

when you all dressed up to go out but your mom ask you to do something before u leave

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mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

immortalenemy:

Perfection.

immortalenemy:

Perfection.

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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dinkweed:

i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying